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Her Orange Troll often carried a painting of a melon to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly unusual idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.

Her Orange Troll searched for a rubber johnny that they would throw. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

Her Orange Troll searched for a cucumber that they would occasionally share. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who thinks it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

Her Orange Troll had a bag of poop that they liked to drop. It would be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bag of poop of all things.

Her Orange Troll found a chocolate bar that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Troll, who expected it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

Her Orange Troll craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be a strange activity, to you, but not to the Troll, who assumed it was stunning. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

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