His Nervous Monkey

His Nervous Monkey always kept a piece of paper to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a piece of paper having that done to it

His Nervous Monkey wanted a painting of a melon that they would often smash. This seems to be a weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

His Nervous Monkey owned a sword that they would occasionally share. It would be a new thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the thing selected.

His Nervous Monkey wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is a funny suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was fun. A cucumber was the item that was chosen.

His Nervous Monkey always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

His Nervous Monkey had a rubber johnny that they sometimes demolish. It would be a peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.