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Her Cute Jerk carried a sponge that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an odd activity, to most, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

Her Cute Jerk desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would break. It would have been an unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

Her Cute Jerk wanted a rubber johnny to eat. This could be considered a fairly odd exercise, to me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was wonderful. A rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Cute Jerk desired a bat that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bat is the item to select.

Her Cute Jerk craved for a bag of poop that they would drop. It might be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

Her Cute Jerk wanted a CD player that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a fairly weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a CD player is the item that was chosen.

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