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The Cute Indigenous Man often carried a rubber johnny to share. It was a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Indigenous Man, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Indigenous Man needed a sponge to worship. It might be an unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Indigenous Man, who feels it was exciting. Who would have thought, a sponge is the item to select.

The Cute Indigenous Man always kept a sack of potatoes that they would often smash. One might say this is an exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Indigenous Man, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

The Cute Indigenous Man found a painting of a melon that they would sometimes smash. It was an unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Indigenous Man, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Cute Indigenous Man desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an odd operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Indigenous Man, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a bottle of coke having that done to it

The Cute Indigenous Man searched for a pint of beer that they liked to share. This could be considered a peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Indigenous Man, who had decided it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

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