The Confused Monkey found a mug that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a weird idea, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.
The Confused Monkey always kept a spade that they would break. It might have been an exciting activity, to you, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.
The Confused Monkey desperately needed a set square that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a set square being the item selected.
The Confused Monkey always carried a pint of beer that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a weird proposal, to many, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.
The Confused Monkey had a spade that they liked to eat. It should have been an astonishing proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, epic. A spade would be the thing that was selected.
The Confused Monkey searched for a computer to try to balance on their head. It would have been an exciting activity, to most, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a computer was the thing that was selected.