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A Jolly Woodpecker owned a can of Tango that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

A Jolly Woodpecker searched for a magic 8 ball that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been an exciting exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

A Jolly Woodpecker desperately desired a CD player that they would occasionally drop. It should have been a fairly surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the item that was selected.

A Jolly Woodpecker desperately needed a teapot that they would sometimes play with. It should be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the item chosen.

A Jolly Woodpecker found a bottle of wine to experiment on. This seems to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

A Jolly Woodpecker desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would throw. One might find this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

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