A Red Lunatic needed a sponge that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly weird approach to life, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a sponge being the item selected.
A Red Lunatic desired a pencil sharpener that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.
A Red Lunatic desperately looked for a melon that they would often experiment on. It should have been a bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a melon would be the item chosen.
A Red Lunatic desperately searched for a bat that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a bat would be the item chosen.
A Red Lunatic desperately looked for a sword that they would occasionally eat. It is a fairly peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing to opt for.
A Red Lunatic desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.