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My Crazy Woodpecker craved for a bag of poop that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

My Crazy Woodpecker found a custard pie that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly odd operation, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a custard pie being the item opted for.

My Crazy Woodpecker desperately wanted a cheese grater that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a strange action, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the item to select.

My Crazy Woodpecker desperately searched for a cucumber that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

My Crazy Woodpecker desperately looked for a wig that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a fairly funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the chosen item.

My Crazy Woodpecker carried a bottle of beer that they would often put on his head. It would have been a fairly new undertaking, to most, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

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