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Their Bum Loving Jerk often carried a hat to sleep with. This seems to be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Jerk needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally throw. It was a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

Their Bum Loving Jerk desperately searched for a piece of paper that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly odd proposal, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

Their Bum Loving Jerk owned a helmet to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an exciting approach to life, to me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. A helmet was the chosen item.

Their Bum Loving Jerk owned a pint of cider that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

Their Bum Loving Jerk desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would play with. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

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