My Confused AntelopesteemCreated with Sketch.

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My Confused Antelope searched for a spade that they liked to insert somewhere. It should be a funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the chosen item.

My Confused Antelope desired a little monkey that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was sublime. A little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Antelope craved for a bottle of coke that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a funny undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who considered it would be epic. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

My Confused Antelope owned a big sponge that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the chosen item.

My Confused Antelope searched for a stretchman that they would occasionally drop. One might consider this to be an odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

My Confused Antelope owned a computer that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is a peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a computer was the item that was selected.

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