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The Boring Scammer always kept a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes experiment on. This is certainly an extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

The Boring Scammer desired a melon that they would sometimes throw. It should be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to most, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was magnificent. Strangely, a melon is the thing to select.

The Boring Scammer desperately searched for a radiator that they would often embrace. It was considered to be a fairly odd operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

The Boring Scammer had a little monkey to hug. It was considered to be a new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Scammer desired a big sponge that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly strange action, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a big sponge of all things.

The Boring Scammer always kept a sponge that they would occasionally eat. It would have been a fairly original thought, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sponge having that done to it

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