A Boring Viper searched for a teapot that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be an original activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the chosen item.
A Boring Viper wanted a stapler to share. It might be a fairly new exercise, to some, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. A stapler would be the thing that was opted for.
A Boring Viper owned a painting of a melon that they would throw. It should have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.
A Boring Viper desperately looked for a sack of potatoes to drop. This is certainly an astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who feels it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.
A Boring Viper looked for a bag of flour that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly a surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Viper, who thinks it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.
A Boring Viper always kept a rubber johnny to sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be stunning. A rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.