The Tired Jerk desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would often sleep with. This seems a different suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be fun. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.
The Tired Jerk desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often eat. This seems to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.
The Tired Jerk needed a rubber johnny that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.
The Tired Jerk often carried a computer that they would sometimes experiment on. This seems a somewhat surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a computer would be the thing that was selected.
The Tired Jerk needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes hug. It would have been an exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.
The Tired Jerk always kept a teapot to sleep with. It is a surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the thing to choose.