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Exceptional Elf carried a bag of flour that they sometimes worship. It would be a fairly surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

Exceptional Elf always had with them a cheese grater that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

Exceptional Elf desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been an extraordinary proposal, to you, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

Exceptional Elf owned a sponge that they would often cuddle. It would be a fairly different proposal, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge of all things.

Exceptional Elf always carried a can of coke that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising activity, to some, but not to the Elf, who expected it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

Exceptional Elf searched for a Harry Potter wand to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels it was simply life. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

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