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The Funny Woodpecker desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

The Funny Woodpecker desperately desired a can of coke to break. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the thing selected.

The Funny Woodpecker desperately desired a set square that they would occasionally share. It is a fairly curious action, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a set square of all things.

The Funny Woodpecker desperately craved for a tomato that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly strange operation, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a tomato being the item opted for.

The Funny Woodpecker always carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

The Funny Woodpecker desperately craved for a cup that they would hug. This could be considered an exciting activity, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed it was fun. Who would have thought, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

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