Their Purple Woodpecker

Their Purple Woodpecker desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be an exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Purple Woodpecker had a bottle of coke that they sometimes break. It was a fairly original suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the item that was selected.

Their Purple Woodpecker desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

Their Purple Woodpecker always kept a bottle of wine that they would occasionally demolish. It would have been a funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

Their Purple Woodpecker often carried a pint of beer that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

Their Purple Woodpecker needed a stapler that they would often sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a stapler is the thing to choose.