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My Fat Unicorn had a pint of cider that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly weird suggestion, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be amazing. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

My Fat Unicorn always had with them a crown that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

My Fat Unicorn desperately desired a melon that they would smash. It is a surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was awesome. A melon would be the item that was chosen.

My Fat Unicorn wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been an original proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the item selected.

My Fat Unicorn needed a pen that they would worship. It was a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a pen of all things.

My Fat Unicorn desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been an original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

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