Their Confused Jerk always kept a cheese grater that they sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.
Their Confused Jerk owned a pen that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was selected.
Their Confused Jerk desperately needed a set of lego to demolish. It might be a fairly original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a set of lego is the thing to choose.
Their Confused Jerk often carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes annihilate This could be considered an exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the chosen item.
Their Confused Jerk desperately searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes hug. It might be a fairly different suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.
Their Confused Jerk always kept a set of lego that they would often cuddle. This seems a peculiar action, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.