The Anxious Ogre always had with them a bag of poop that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.
The Anxious Ogre always carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly a fairly odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.
The Anxious Ogre desired a hat that they liked to play with. One might say this is a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the item to choose.
The Anxious Ogre desperately needed a ball that they would occasionally demolish. It should have been an astonishing exercise, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a ball being the chosen item.
The Anxious Ogre craved for a chocolate bar that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.
The Anxious Ogre found a block of cheese that they would occasionally sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to you, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the item opted for.