My Confused Monster looked for a spade that they liked to break. It is considered to be a curious exercise, to most, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. A spade was the item that was selected.
My Confused Monster desperately wanted a hat that they liked to embrace. This is certainly an extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a hat being the item selected.
My Confused Monster desperately desired a block of cheese that they sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Monster, who expected it would be entertaining. Strangely, a block of cheese being the chosen item.
My Confused Monster desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would often share. It was a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.
My Confused Monster desperately craved for a cucumber that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly a somewhat surprising idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who assumed it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.
My Confused Monster always carried a set square that they would often demolish. It should be a fairly surprising action, to some, but not to the Monster, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a set square was the chosen item.