A Fat SnakesteemCreated with Sketch.

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A Fat Snake found a pint of cider that they sometimes worship. It is a fairly curious exercise, to me, but not to the Snake, who expected it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

A Fat Snake searched for a lava lamp that they liked to hug. It might be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Snake, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

A Fat Snake always kept a rubber johnny that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

A Fat Snake always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be a weird undertaking, to me, but not to the Snake, who considered it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

A Fat Snake searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes share. This could be considered a strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who assumed that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

A Fat Snake desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often demolish. This could be considered a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Snake, who considered that the idea was fun. A can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

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