A Bum Loving Troll

A Bum Loving Troll looked for a big sponge that they sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly odd idea, to some, but not to the Troll, who thinks it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Troll always kept a rubber chicken that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a different proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

A Bum Loving Troll desperately needed a little monkey that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

A Bum Loving Troll carried a bottle of wine to break. It was a fairly unusual proposal, to my children, but not to the Troll, who felt it would be epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Troll desired a bag of flour that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Troll found a bat that they sometimes hug. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bat would be the thing that was selected.