A Brainy Jerk

A Brainy Jerk needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was wonderful. A cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

A Brainy Jerk found a bottle of coke that they would sometimes cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

A Brainy Jerk craved for a bottle of coke that they would throw. It should have been a fairly funny action, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

A Brainy Jerk always carried a toilet brush that they would embrace. This seems to be a strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

A Brainy Jerk found a radiator that they would sometimes demolish. This might appear to be an unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

A Brainy Jerk always carried a mug that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was a curious undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a mug is the thing to select.