Stupid Monkey desired a bag of flour that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was epic. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.
Stupid Monkey owned a ball that they liked to worship. This is certainly a peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the item to select.
Stupid Monkey often carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes drop. It is a peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.
Stupid Monkey carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.
Stupid Monkey searched for a cheese grater to sleep with. It might be a fairly odd proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.
Stupid Monkey needed a wig that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was exciting. Remarkably, a wig is the thing that was chosen.