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Their Lonely Jerk desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would often share. It is a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

Their Lonely Jerk always carried a sword to cuddle. It would be a fairly unusual operation, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. A sword is the item to opt for.

Their Lonely Jerk desperately searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes drop. It might be a fairly curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

Their Lonely Jerk owned a sword that they would sometimes break. It might have been a fairly new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

Their Lonely Jerk wanted a big sponge that they sometimes worship. It might have been an unusual thing to do, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

Their Lonely Jerk looked for a pen that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is an original exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a pen is the thing to choose.

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