My Stupid Jerk desperately searched for a block of cheese to hug. This is certainly a fairly curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a block of cheese having that done to it
My Stupid Jerk craved for a sword that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly strange thought, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Strangely, a sword was the item that was chosen.
My Stupid Jerk carried a wig that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly new action, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a wig was the item that was selected.
My Stupid Jerk had a piece of paper that they would often break. It is considered to be an original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.
My Stupid Jerk owned a block of cheese that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a weird thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was magnificent. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.
My Stupid Jerk always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would break. It is a fairly bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.