Their Angry Jerk wanted a bottle of coke that they would often sleep with. It might be a bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.
Their Angry Jerk craved for a cheese grater that they would sometimes sleep with. It should be a peculiar approach to life, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. A cheese grater is the thing to opt for.
Their Angry Jerk always had with them a rubber johnny that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.
Their Angry Jerk desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would worship. It was considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a lava lamp of all things.
Their Angry Jerk always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally worship. It is a fairly odd exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.
Their Angry Jerk carried a custard pie that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.