Confused Viper

Confused Viper always kept a custard pie that they liked to play with. One might find this to be a fairly curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

Confused Viper had a crown that they liked to drop. One might find this to be a fairly original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who feels it would be sublime. Remarkably, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

Confused Viper often carried a mug that they would often drop. It would have been a fairly unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Viper, who thought it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

Confused Viper desperately craved for a bag of flour that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual action, to most, but not to the Viper, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a bag of flour is the item to select.

Confused Viper desperately craved for a hat to put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who thought it was entertaining. A hat is the thing to select.

Confused Viper always kept a cucumber that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a peculiar exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be amazing. Honestly, a cucumber being the chosen item.