A Weary Scammer desperately desired a lava lamp to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a lava lamp is the item to select.
A Weary Scammer desired a ball to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Honestly, a ball was the thing that was opted for.
A Weary Scammer desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.
A Weary Scammer desperately wanted a helmet that they would sleep with. This could be considered an original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.
A Weary Scammer wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally worship. It was a new approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.
A Weary Scammer often carried a CD player that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly a bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is stunning. A CD player is the item to opt for.