His Bewildered NerdsteemCreated with Sketch.

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His Bewildered Nerd desperately desired a custard pie that they would sometimes cuddle. It should have been an astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

His Bewildered Nerd desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would often share. This might appear to be a fairly surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

His Bewildered Nerd wanted a ball that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be an astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the item that was opted for.

His Bewildered Nerd looked for a computer that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was awesome. Who would have thought, a computer is the item to opt for.

His Bewildered Nerd searched for a pencil sharpener that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a peculiar approach to life, to me, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

His Bewildered Nerd desperately desired a rubber chicken that they liked to worship. It is considered to be a different thought, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was sublime. A rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

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