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My Stupid Unicorn looked for a stapler that they would often play with. It would be a fairly new suggestion, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be wonderful. Honestly, a stapler was the chosen thing.

My Stupid Unicorn owned a sword that they liked to put on his head. It would have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the chosen thing.

My Stupid Unicorn often carried a bottle of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly funny proposal, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. A bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

My Stupid Unicorn wanted a magic 8 ball that they sometimes worship. It might have been a weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

My Stupid Unicorn always kept a pint of cider that they would worship. It was an extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is stunning. A pint of cider was the chosen item.

My Stupid Unicorn desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes drop. This might appear to be a funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

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