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Stupid Poodle searched for a painting of a melon to put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it was entertaining. A painting of a melon being the item opted for.

Stupid Poodle often carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes eat. It was a fairly original proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

Stupid Poodle always carried a set square that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Poodle, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

Stupid Poodle owned a mug that they would often drop. This is certainly a fairly original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who considered it was stunning. A mug being the item selected.

Stupid Poodle desperately desired a spade that they would put on his head. This seems to be a fairly unusual thought, to most, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a spade having that done to it

Stupid Poodle often carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

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