The Crazy Worm

The Crazy Worm owned a stretchman that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is an odd action, to me, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a stretchman being the item opted for.

The Crazy Worm desperately desired a piece of paper that they would put on his head. It should have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Worm craved for a teapot to put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly weird exercise, to some, but not to the Worm, who felt it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the chosen thing.

The Crazy Worm owned a CD player that they liked to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to some, but not to the Worm, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the item to choose.

The Crazy Worm owned a wig to sleep with. It would have been an original approach to life, to most, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. A wig is the item to opt for.

The Crazy Worm desperately wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes share. It should have been a fairly unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Strangely, a custard pie being the item selected.