Grumpy Ogre carried a hat that they would sometimes break. This could be considered a fairly weird activity, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, epic. A hat is the item that was chosen.
Grumpy Ogre always kept a cucumber that they would sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.
Grumpy Ogre found a radiator to hug. This is certainly a different thought, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Remarkably, a radiator would be the chosen thing.
Grumpy Ogre searched for a custard pie that they liked to share. It was considered to be a new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a custard pie being the chosen thing.
Grumpy Ogre desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would often sleep with. It should be a fairly different proposal, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.
Grumpy Ogre had a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to put down their trousers. It was a fairly bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.