The Nervous Scammer often carried a custard pie that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.
The Nervous Scammer desperately craved for a set square that they liked to hug. It might be a fairly strange proposal, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was fun. A set square was the thing that was selected.
The Nervous Scammer carried a crown that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was awesome. A crown was the item that was chosen.
The Nervous Scammer desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they sometimes eat. It should have been a fairly new thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.
The Nervous Scammer carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. A bottle of wine being the thing selected.
The Nervous Scammer desperately wanted a can of Tango to hug. It was a funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.