My Orange Newt owned a lava lamp to rub on his belly. It was a fairly astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a lava lamp of all things.
My Orange Newt desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered an original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.
My Orange Newt desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was stunning. A bottle of beer was the chosen item.
My Orange Newt found a big sponge that they would often throw. One might find this to be a different thought, to many, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be awesome. Honestly, a big sponge having that done to it
My Orange Newt desired a mug that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is a curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing that was chosen.
My Orange Newt craved for a tomato that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems to be a bizarre idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the item opted for.