A Funny Martian

A Funny Martian found a bottle of coke to smash. It is a fairly bizarre idea, to many, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

A Funny Martian needed a custard pie that they would occasionally annihilate It was considered to be a weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be sublime. A custard pie is the thing to choose.

A Funny Martian desperately looked for a teapot that they would worship. This seems a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the item selected.

A Funny Martian desperately craved for a wig that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be an extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the thing that was selected.

A Funny Martian always had with them a pen that they would sometimes play with. One might find this to be a funny proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a pen of all things.

A Funny Martian desperately needed a stretchman that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a strange thought, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the item to select.