The Lovely LunaticsteemCreated with Sketch.

in hive-150943 •  5 days ago 

The Lovely Lunatic desperately searched for a helmet that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a helmet of all things.

The Lovely Lunatic desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would share. This is certainly a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

The Lovely Lunatic desperately desired a little monkey that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been an original approach to life, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a little monkey is the item to choose.

The Lovely Lunatic looked for a little monkey to insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly original exercise, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a little monkey being the thing selected.

The Lovely Lunatic desperately searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly weird thought, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be spectacular. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Lunatic found a sack of potatoes that they would annihilate One might say this is a fairly unusual idea, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

Authors get paid when people like you upvote their post.
If you enjoyed what you read here, create your account today and start earning FREE STEEM!