Angry Santa always had with them a sword that they liked to embrace. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the item to choose.
Angry Santa always kept a bag of flour that they would occasionally demolish. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was fun. Strangely, a bag of flour was the thing that was opted for.
Angry Santa desperately looked for a CD player to drop. This seems a fairly original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a CD player would be the item that was selected.
Angry Santa desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a curious exercise, to many, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.
Angry Santa always kept a bottle of beer that they liked to throw. It might have been a fairly weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.
Angry Santa always carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the item to select.