Red Dog desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they liked to worship. It would be a curious activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.
Red Dog craved for a sword that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a fairly unusual operation, to my children, but not to the Dog, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sword was the thing that was selected.
Red Dog looked for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber johnny having that done to it
Red Dog desperately craved for a little monkey that they liked to put down their trousers. It would be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.
Red Dog often carried a pint of beer that they liked to experiment on. It might be a peculiar action, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who thinks it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.
Red Dog desperately searched for a can of coke that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a can of coke is the item to opt for.