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The Scary Martian desired a painting of a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly strange thought, to many, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be amazing. A painting of a melon being the thing selected.

The Scary Martian looked for a cucumber to put in the bath with him. It is a fairly unusual idea, to most, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was epic. Honestly, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

The Scary Martian always had with them a custard pie that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a new action, to me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

The Scary Martian desperately needed a lava lamp that they would often sleep with. It should have been an exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Martian desperately needed a can of Tango that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly original thought, to many, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

The Scary Martian desperately looked for a spade that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly original idea, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a spade is the item that was chosen.

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