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My Special Elf needed a block of cheese to sit and look at. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

My Special Elf needed a block of cheese that they would often put on his head. It would have been an odd activity, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

My Special Elf always had with them a cucumber that they liked to annihilate This seems to be an unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the thing selected.

My Special Elf always carried a sack of potatoes that they would rub on his belly. It should have been an extraordinary approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. A sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

My Special Elf owned a computer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was stunning. A computer was the chosen thing.

My Special Elf always had with them a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

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