Depressed Scammer desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would play with. It would be an exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be entertaining. A magic 8 ball having that done to it
Depressed Scammer desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would often share. This could be considered a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.
Depressed Scammer needed a can of coke that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a can of coke is the thing to choose.
Depressed Scammer desperately wanted a tomato that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a tomato was the thing that was selected.
Depressed Scammer looked for a teapot to eat. It is a fairly strange thing to do, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a teapot was the item that was opted for.
Depressed Scammer desperately wanted a cucumber that they liked to share. It was considered to be a bizarre proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Strangely, a cucumber of all things.