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Ugly Santa owned a sack of potatoes to sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my children, but not to the Santa, who feels it was fun. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

Ugly Santa found a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes drop. It was a different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

Ugly Santa searched for a custard pie that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a surprising activity, to me, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

Ugly Santa always kept a piece of paper that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

Ugly Santa desperately desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

Ugly Santa carried a piece of paper to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

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