A Depressed Alien desperately needed a stapler that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who feels it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.
A Depressed Alien had a lava lamp that they would put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly original exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was epic. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.
A Depressed Alien desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would demolish. This could be considered a bizarre action, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who feels it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper having that done to it
A Depressed Alien wanted a cucumber that they liked to worship. One might say this is an odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.
A Depressed Alien desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a funny idea, to me, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.
A Depressed Alien desperately searched for a sponge that they sometimes eat. It was a surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.