The Fat Scammer owned a cup that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly exciting approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was out of this world. A cup was the thing that was selected.
The Fat Scammer desperately desired a pint of cider that they would often demolish. This might appear to be an original idea, to some, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is spectacular. A pint of cider is the item to opt for.
The Fat Scammer had a bat that they would occasionally annihilate It should be a weird and wonderful thought, to many, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bat is the item to choose.
The Fat Scammer searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be a weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is magnificent. A rubber chicken having that done to it
The Fat Scammer searched for a sponge that they would play with. It was a fairly astonishing idea, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a sponge being the thing opted for.
The Fat Scammer desired a set square that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an original idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a set square being the thing selected.