A strange case was going on in the court today, a villager had applied for a cannon license, and thousands of people and media were present in the court to watch it.
Judge Dehati: Did you apply for a cannon license consciously?
Villager - Yes, Judge
Judge: Will you tell the court where and on whom you are going to fire this cannon?
Villager - Judge
Last year, I applied for an unemployed loan of Rs. 1 lakh in my rural bank. After a thorough investigation, the bankers approved a loan of Rs. 10,000 for me.
Then for my sister's wedding I asked for 100 kg of sugar from the ration and I got only 10 kg of sugar from the ration.
Just a few days ago, when my crop was submerged in floods due to heavy rains, Patwari talked of approving a compensation of Rs 50,000 for me and only Rs 5,000 came to my account.
So now I understand the official procedure very well, I needed a pistol license to drive away monkeys, but I thought if I would apply for a pistol license
You told me not to give you a slingshot license, so I applied for a cannon license.
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