Cheeky Humour

in hive-159906 •  16 days ago 

They say laughter translates into any language and is contagious. So, when possible, where possible, laugh. Your laughter might be the only ray of sunshine some people see for the whole day.

If, for whatever reason, you find it difficult to laugh at the moment, maybe the following will help to bring on a chuckle or two, or put a smile on your face at least. Laugh when you can, while you still have teeth.

May your days be filled with laughter.

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After you turn 50 years old: You can’t recognize letters up close, but you can recognize idiots from far away.- Unknown

Wouldn’t it be nice if the world was flat? That way we could just push off the people we don’t like. - Unknown

Some one told me it takes 5 sheep to make a sweater. I didn’t even know they could knit. - Unknown

I told her I’d wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who’d give me a ride home. - Jarod Kintz

A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon. - Unknown

Ever wonder why there is a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell? Apparently, there is more traffic going to hell. - Unknown

For misdirected love, the attainment of its object is, indeed, the best cure; but it cures as the guillotine cures headache. - Ivan Panin

An education is like an erection, if you have one, people can tell. - Unknown

The first thing a man looks at in a woman is her heart. The fact that her breasts block the view is not our fault. - Unknown

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won’t let himself get snotty about it. - Raymond Chandler

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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection.

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