Laughter is one way of relaxing and taking things easy. A good laugh will always lift our moods, and make life more bearable. It makes you look good too. A cheerful face and disposition attracts positive vibes.
Take a look at today’s selection of witty aphorisms. They are funny, witty, and at the same time, there is quite a bit of truth in them. Remember the ones you like, and go impress your friends with your wit and humour. You will be very popular. We all like a witty and humorous person.
Have a great week ahead and may your days be filled with laughter.
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Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don’t have to sit on it. - Unknown
If you really think that the environment is less important than the economy try holding your breath while you count your money. - Dr. Guy McPherson
Conceited men often seem a harmless kind of men, who, by an overweening self-respect, relieve others from the duty of respecting them at all. - Henry Ward Beecher
Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell. - Cass Canfield
A lie is a lie... unless your friends and family are in on it. Then it's a "commonly held belief." - Christopher Titus
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. - Arthur C. Clarke
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie
Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse
A man is lucky if he is the first love of a woman. A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man. - Charles Dickens
Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't; the other half have nothing to say and keep saying it. - Lenny Laskowski
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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection.