Aphorisms need not be all serious, and teaching life lessons. In fact, aphorisms often come with a pinch of humour, which makes them more appealing to the masses.
Enjoy today's selection of humorous and witty quotes. They are funny, witty, and at the same time, there is quite a bit of truth in them. I hope they bring on a chuckle, or put a smile on your face – at least.
May your days be filled with laughter.
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Lawyers enjoy a little mystery, you know. Why, if everybody came forward and told the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth straight out, we should all retire to the workhouse. - Dorothy L. Sayers
An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. - William Castle
For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat. - Unknown
Sometimes, we meet a fool with wit, never one with discretion. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson
Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell. - Cass Canfield
He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock.
Most truths are so naked that people feel sorry for them and cover them up, at least a little bit. - Edward R. Murrow
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of. - Burt Bacharach
If you didn't get it from the horse mouth stop listening to the ass who told you. - Unknown
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